Love words to Jesus The Family International

[Valen]

The Family International
From Freakipedia


The Family International is a nutjob Christian cult. Headed by nutjob Karen Zerby, its members are encouraged to, when they are having love with their partner, imagine they are having love with Jesus Christ. In the case of a man, during love they are to imagine they are a woman. That way it isn't gay.
Love Words

Zerby has published a list of "Love Words" to say during intercourse to reinforce the delusion that you are, in fact, having love with Jesus. Some of these include, "I'm getting really horny for you, Jesus", "I'm juicy for you", and "forget me! Take me!"
love With Kids

It was recently discovered that The Family condones love with children. In a book that was released by the cult (The Children of God), a chapter called "My Little Fish" explained explicit love acts (with diagrams).

Safe love words with jesus
http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Love_words_to_Jesus

My favorites

• I'm all naked for You, Jesus, and desperate for Your love!
• Jesus, You're the Lover of all lovers.
• I'm in love with You as My Lover, My Husband and My Bridegroom!

I am confused at this and it makes me laugh oh so much.

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[Khorde]

BECAUSE loving CHRIST MAKES ME HORNY

[.::Taboo::.]

HOLY HOLINESS YES.
:D

[A.R.C.]

I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME JESUS

[Riot]

uhh, im going to stay with the original text in the scrolls. I dont know what the forget happened.

[Azerath]

"I went for you."
...Like... "I came for you"?

[Riot]

I hope they dont change the Bible and turn it into that or im a Buddhist

[zackin5]

It's obviously a joke


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I hope...

[Riot]

Its not, people are starting their own rituals, goodthing in the future we will be under one government, leader, language, and culture, there for no more war then. But before that time comes there will be war

[Valen]

I think it's funny that when you forget a broad you're supposed to pretend you are a woman loving jesus so it isn't gay . . ..