English language. Re defined?

[willhideho]

d00d I am STREET. I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass.

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[heedicalking]

yo bish fro faec yo go slider getz sum burgaz

[WhatevaGuy]

yo bish fro faec yo go slider getz sum burgaz

Were we supposed to understand that?

[DracoSoul]

Poppyrooster! I shall not stand for this unjustifiable harassment of the English language!

[oromis]

"I can't do it, I am too tired"

"You CAN do it, but you are just to lazy"

everything is reminding me to do my homework D:

"Something about lighting one candle and not cursing darkness"
and then i need to write an essay... and i need an article on something that follows those lines... which i cant find

but anyways, english is a stuffty language to me. i hate it, being so different from every other language

[Doomonkey]

One method is the correct method of human communication. The other is wrong.

I think is long as it's communication, it's right. Why should it matter if it's not "proper"? If you get a bouncy ball and it's really a billion-sided shape you don't get all angry, it still works.

[Steemer]

Were we supposed to understand that?

i don't think so.

the thing i find weird about english is that the word "colour", for instance is different than it is in England or Australia(its spelled color in the us(for those who don't know)), same with the word "mom", in England and Australia is spelled "mum". I have always wondered about this.

[oromis]

gray and grey, mates

[Hugums]

forget that,

I have been to tired to do stuff because i was literally falling asleep when i was asked. I know someone that at one point has NEEDED a piece of candy cause he was diabetic and his sugar was low.