Christ.
Make the buttons command messageFatty(); for this:
function messageFatty()
{
if(!$guiName::presses)
$guiName::presses = 0;
$guiName::presses++;
messageBoxOK("Title of box","Thanks for pressing the button! You have pressed it"SPC $guiName::presses SPC"times!");
}
Try that or something. I don't really care about this.