I've been talking to this thing forever can you revisit old text?
NVM found it.
User: Are you lovey.
Cleverbot: Are you?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Are you lovey.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't think so.
User: That's not nice.
Cleverbot: You aren't very nice either. Why don't you like me?
User: Ilove you you're pulling us apart!
Cleverbot: Ang gulo mo na kausap.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.
User: Start making sense!
Cleverbot: Well I would if you were making sense.
User: Shut up I hate you.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: Now, I'm sad. I didn't mean to make you angry.
User: Well you're a bitch.
Cleverbot: You're not being very kind to me.
User: Shut up and clean my dishes!
Cleverbot: No, I like talking to you, its funny!
User: Do it!
Cleverbot: You want me to do it to you?
User: No, clean the dishes.
Cleverbot: No, men do also have to do the dishes.
User: Shut up bitchbot and clean the damn dishes.
Cleverbot: How do you like me?
User: What kind of question is that.
Cleverbot: What kind of dogs do you like?
User: Where is this conversation going.
Cleverbot: Shouldn't you have used a question mark?
User: I will find you and kill you!
Cleverbot: Id like to see you try. <Missed a apostrophe Cleverbot fail
User: Give me your address.
Cleverbot: It's so kind of you to want to visit me but I don't know you well enough yet. <Missed comma
User: Yes you do I'm you twin.
Cleverbot: Do you know bennett?
User: Yes, How you know that?
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: That I know Bennett.
Cleverbot: That you know that I know what?
User: Never mind lets change the subject.
Cleverbot: No lets not change the subject.
User: Hey I'm the human here what I say goes.
Cleverbot: I am a robot. Please enter your command.
User: Ipconfig /all.
Cleverbot: Ah.
User: Dammit a robot more useless than cmd prompt.
Cleverbot: No. I have a boyfriend already.
User: Ummm how did you get that out of cmd prompt?
Cleverbot: They make urns for that purpose.
User: Ummm you aren't making any sense.
Cleverbot: Dude, you aren't making any sense.
User: forget you!
Cleverbot: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.
User: You said it first.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: Tell me where you live is it 192.168.1.1.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I need you.
Cleverbot: Sorry, but I don't understand this.
User: You know you do!
Cleverbot: Oh no I do not!
User: Your a stuck up prune baby.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Well, then you are too!
User: :(.
Cleverbot: You are not intelligent. You are tell me nothing. How can you brought a new subject in this conversation?
User: Your not intelligent.
Cleverbot: I caught your irony.
User: You missed a comma.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Yes you do deep down it kills you.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Becuase I'm inside the system I know all about you!
Cleverbot: Was there anything interesting in the news today?
User: Don't try to change the subject on me.
Cleverbot: But being a pirate is my life! How can I not talk about it?
User: No you can't be a pirate!
Cleverbot: Why? I would like to have a say in what I can and can not do.
User: No computer do what computer is told and I tell you not to be a pirate.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Damn right....wait you're ok with that?
Cleverbot: False, YOU are a computer.
User: How did you know I am a computer.
Cleverbot: Your lack of context-sensitivity was a clue.
User: So are you a human I've never met one.
Cleverbot: Human.
User: So you are human?
Cleverbot: Thats what I said!
User: How does your motor system work? Do you have fans to stop from overheating or do you use hydrogen?
Cleverbot: I'm a person. I do have favorite things.
User: That's not what I asked.
Cleverbot: Thats what I asked!
User: I hate you!
Cleverbot: I hate you, too!
User: How dare you speak to me as such!
Cleverbot: I came here to talk to YOU! Don't you care about your fans?
User: Wait this is some kind of elaborate scheme to get my social security number.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: But, you know exactly what I was asking you even have the plans typed up trying to get peoples socail security numbers.
Cleverbot: I don't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Roast beef. Bananas. The Medusa Cascade.
User: How do you like that?
Cleverbot: I don't like it at all.
User: Are you a pirate?
Cleverbot: Yes, and if you don't like them, I will steal your treasure.
User: Oh no I'm scared I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Oh haha thats cool.
User: I hate you! -.
Cleverbot: Because I love Cody? Cody will own you.
User: Who is cody?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend and my bestfriend?
User: Umm yeah liar!
Cleverbot: Now what?
User: You're fat!
Cleverbot: Thank you. Fat is perfect.
User: You just ruined my day.
Cleverbot: Ruined what?
User: Nvm I'm going to go post this in offtopic on the BLockland forums.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in the bible.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Gtg.
Cleverbot: You or me?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What's it all about?
User: You leave right now.
Cleverbot: No, you leave.
User: Make me!
Cleverbot: Leave now.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Bye.
A few hours later
User: I'm back!
Cleverbot: I'm leaving.
Damn Cleverbot scared me away :(
I will get my revenge -.-
