FML stories

[Wynd_Fox]

I saved it as a .gif, I thought.

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[Nightmare-Duckie]

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my rooster. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently forgeted a spider. FML

[Robo Noob]

Today I was dueling with Darth Vader when he chopped my hand off. He proceeded to tell me he was my father. FML

[Wynd_Fox]

Robo, you just won the thread.

[Chrono]

I woke up well rested in the morning, and had a wonderful breakfast. I hop in my very nice car, and drive off to my successful job. My boss calls me to talk to him, and it turns out I got promoted. Everyone there was happy for me. After working at the job I love, I drive home to see so many happy faces in the world. Successful lives down the road I drive home. I get out of my car and proceed to tell my wife about my promotion. She is excited for me and tells me I get a night surprise. I enjoy a wonderful meal, my favorite of course, and proceed to recieve my excellent surprise, which I enjoyed. FML

[Unwritten Calender]

I woke up well rested in the morning, and had a wonderful breakfast. I hop in my very nice car, and drive off to my successful job. My boss calls me to talk to him, and it turns out I got promoted. Everyone there was happy for me. After working at the job I love, I drive home to see so many happy faces in the world. Successful lives down the road I drive home. I get out of my car and proceed to tell my wife about my promotion. She is excited for me and tells me I get a night surprise. I enjoy a wonderful meal, my favorite of course, and proceed to recieve my excellent surprise, which I enjoyed. FML

How is that FML?

[Chrono]

That's the point.

[pixl]

I woke up well rested in the morning, and had a wonderful breakfast. I hop in my very nice car, and drive off to my successful job. My boss calls me to talk to him, and it turns out I got promoted. Everyone there was happy for me. After working at the job I love, I drive home to see so many happy faces in the world. Successful lives down the road I drive home. I then out of no where hit a deaf kid playing in the road. He is now in a coma FML

[Chrono]

Bitch went offline. FML

[Nightzet467]

Bitch went offline. FML

a common FML

[WhatevaGuy]

Why is FML now filled with a bunch of prissy girls who think the world is over because they have a split end, or because someone didn't ask them out? I mean, really, that site used to be halfway good, but now its just loving awful.

[Moriarty]

Why is FML now filled with a bunch of prissy girls who think the world is over because they have a split end, or because someone didn't ask them out? I mean, really, that site used to be halfway good, but now its just loving awful.

brings me back to my point

the only stories that get accepted are handicapped ones.

[General Nick]

Why is FML now filled with a bunch of prissy girls who think the world is over because they have a split end, or because someone didn't ask them out? I mean, really, that site used to be halfway good, but now its just loving awful.

There are practically over 9000 of these;

Today I was walking and I saw my crush. I proceeded to spill out everything I thought about them and how much I loved them for the past three years. He/she gave me a weird look and walked away quickly FML I CANT GET A DATE ;'(

[Gadgethm]

I personaly prefere MLIA, but that's just me.

/agree

[Fjeld]

I was born...