Several threads lately (as far as I know. It could have always been like this) have been extorting their conversations in the poster's favor. Seriously now, do you expect itelligent people to believe that 'Randomname1' said "CAN I HAS SUPR ADMN LOLOLLOLOLL?" while you sat there, slick as a pickle, and said, "No you may not. Please enjoy your ban."? I know for a fact that 90% of the time, you were provoking, and said at least a small 'lol' when they broke the server rules.
The end.