How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
Her parents put a plunger in the toilet.
Why was Helen Keller not allowed to drive?
Because she was a woman.
What's similar between a monday and an apple?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of babies?
I take my boots off before I jump on the trampoline.
How do you make a kid cry twice?
Wipe your richard off on his teddy bear.
What's so great about loving twenty-three year olds?
There's 20 of them.
