Author Topic: Funny one liners.  (Read 2072 times)



Lol'd so damn hard at the shinbone one.

It's time to eat fireflakes and kick butt, and I'm all out of fireflakes!
No. Just no. Its, Ive got to chew gum and kickass, and I'm all out of gum... Or something like that

To think, after all this time, all our lunches together you still don't trust me. There's hope for you yet, doctor.

A chinese man walks into a wall with a boner and hits his nose

A chinese man walks into a wall with a boner and hits his nose

Ouch.

I thought it was a Jewish man walks into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose.

I thought it was a Jewish man walks into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose.
No, Chinese

A chinese man walks into a wall with a boner and hits his nose
lold

whateva, i dont get yours :c