School was on fire.

[Andretti]

Faulty wiring is the culprit every time for me. :D

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[Gamefandan]

COOL STORY BRO.

User was banned for this post

Finally, I was hoping that you'd be banned the moment I met you.

[Big Brother]

oh yeh, bye megaguy.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

My nieghbor's house was on fire once on the fourth of july

one of the stupid kids lit a firework in his room, it caught the carpet on fire, then he left his room and locked for the door hoping his parents wouldn't notice

they did, half an hour later when the whole loving house burnt down.


They were starfishs, though. They had like seven damn generations living under one roof. They'd import illegal fireworks that shot up into the sky from mexico and shoot them toward our house around the 4th of july. The one dumbass kid that caught the house on fire would sometimes just randomly keep ringing our doorbell until we came to the door, and then just call us "skinny albino monkey cracker friends" and run off.

forgeters got what they deserved.

[pixl]

This is why I am afraid to have any vaulables in my locker

[MtnDew]

At my old school. Some girl started a fire in the bathroom with a cigarette.
Lul.

[pixl]

My nieghbor's house was on fire once on the fourth of july

one of the stupid kids lit a firework in his room, it caught the carpet on fire, then he left his room and locked for the door hoping his parents wouldn't notice

they did, half an hour later when the whole loving house burnt down.


They were starfishs, though. They had like seven damn generations living under one roof. They'd import illegal fireworks that shot up into the sky from mexico and shoot them toward our house around the 4th of july. The one dumbass kid that caught the house on fire would sometimes just randomly keep ringing our doorbell until we came to the door, and then just call us "skinny albino monkey cracker friends" and run off.

forgeters got what they deserved.

Hehehe

stereotypes

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Hehehe

stereotypes

I'm serious

They had at least three generations living in that house. I stuff you not.

[Kyzor]

At the beginning of my Chemistry/Physics class last year the teacher blew up sodium in class and nearly blasted his face off. It was loving hilarious though. I recorded it with my phone and uploaded the video to YouTube, I'll try to find it...

Edit: Found it.

[pixl]

I FAPPED SO HARD THE FRICTION CAUSED EXPLOSIVE JIZZ

[General Nick]

I FAPPED SO HARD THE FRICTION CAUSED EXPLOSIVE JIZZ

Semen isn't explosive.


...

I totally didn't do an experiment to see if it was true one time.

[LegendZ]

When I was in fifth grade, some kid in my class experimented stuff not supposed to go together.
Set the class room afire, every panickedand ran out like they(including me) were being chased by ghosts.
Good old times :D

[Seph]

Me and a friend got caught with "plans" on how to make Molotov roostertails. He was actually explaining how they were used in World War II to take out the APCs. Principal didn't believe us and we got lunchtime detentions are our parents were informed..

[brickybob]

Someone threatned to bomb a bank 2 weeks ago, :U

Fun fact!
Only 20% of people who CLAIM they have a bomb, actually have one.
Basic police knowledge.