Post your funny or weird Omegle conversations.
I'll start.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Booooooooom!!!!!!!!
Stranger: move on your head
You: BOOOOOOOOM!
You: Give meh teh cheezeburger
You: NAO!
Stranger: here
You: Thanks! *eats cheezburger*
Stranger: yummy!!!!!!!
You: All your cheezburgerz are belong to us!
Stranger: move on your head
You: All your kittehz are belong to us nao too!1!!!!11!!!!
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: what's going on?
You: An assault on all your bases
Stranger: lalalalalalalalalalal~~
You: we will take the kittehz and rule deh wurld!!!!!!
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: introduce yourself.
You: My name is not important. Surrender the cheesburger or the kittens will die!
Stranger: I don't care
You: And then I will poop them out and flush them down a volcano.
You: they will all die... Twice!
Stranger: I don't care
Stranger: KILL THEM
You: Ok *takes ak47 and shoots all of the kittens in the world*
Stranger: I hate kittens
You: me too.
Stranger: cool
You: I will have to incinerate them with a spartan laser.
Stranger: you are cruel person
You: Then I will take their cheezburgers and eat them while the kittens lay dying.
You: and then revive the kittens to fight in an evil army of darkness.
Stranger: lol
You: They will be the super soldiers. Super powerful and super agile.
Stranger: then I will buy them
You: What will you use them for?
Stranger: to fight with USA
You: Okay. We first need cyborg technology for kittens.
You: We can also use them to catch mice to train as spies or assassins.
Stranger: RIGHT
Stranger: Will you join us?
You: Yes!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: call me 'SIR'
You: Yes Sir!
Stranger: GOOOD
You: We will then catch leprechauns for their gold to fund our missions, Sir!
Stranger: OK
Stranger: HURRY UP!!!!
You: I have 20 leprechauns right here and i have there gold.
Stranger: GIVE ME
You: Ok Sir!
Stranger: When do you want to go to USA to fight?
You: Soon. Their most dangerous weapon is Chuck Norris, Sir!
Stranger: oh,,I didn't know that
Stranger: I think you will be goos sir instead me
Stranger: good*
You: We must kill him before we send in the mice to poison the army.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Do it now
You: 3...
You: 2...
You: 1...
You: The mice have poisoned the army!
Stranger: gooooooood
You: Now for the cats to exterminate anyone else.
You: 3...
You: 2...
You: 1...
You: The cats have killed everybody.
Stranger: Good job
You: How do we reward the cats?
Stranger: Give some fishes
You: Okay. New York city has enough fishies.
Stranger: Now
Stranger: we have to go to Europe
You: England?
Stranger: where do you want to go?
You: I don't care as long as the cats can win for us.
Stranger: I want to conquer the world with you
You: Okay. We will clone the cats to make more troops.
Stranger: how about Asia?
You: Yes. Japan has good cyborg upgrades.
Stranger: I hate Japan
Stranger: do you like?
You: Why don't we conquer it then?
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: let's go
You: Okay. I'm sending a plane full of mice to spy.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and
Stranger: bring some Japanese animations
You: The mice have brought anime and they report that there is nobody there. Some giant plague of diseases or something.
Stranger: no,they lied
You: How could my loyal troops lie???
You: Are they working for Japan?
Stranger: ok. then let's see the animations to rest
You: Okay.
Stranger: oh,,you are female
You: ok.
Stranger: you deceive me
You: Yes. I do.
Stranger: oops
Stranger: oh,,
Stranger: then
Stranger: I don't want to you anymore
Stranger: bye bye
You: I still like roleplaying, though.
Stranger: you are liar
You: How?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: I gotta go
Stranger: my mom called me
You: Bye.
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye bye
Ps: I'm not a girl. I lied to see his reaction.
