Here's my special pizza recipe, since it's all of the sudden cool to post recipes:
Get boneless Buffalo Wings
Cut them into little pieces, save for later
Now, get some ranch dressing mix and make it (ranch dressing from a bottle tastes strange)
Mix a little bit of tomato sauce into it, save for later
Get some bread dough and make into a square or circle
Put a very very thin layer of mustard on the part of it where the toppings go
Now, put the ranch dressing and tomato sauce mixture on the bread
Put some grated mozzarella over the sauce, and then a little bit of grated parmesan on it
Put the chopped up buffalo wings on it, and then figure out how long to cook it at and at what temperature because I forgot :/
It seems kind of strange, but it seriously forgets your mouth with flavor
