Sperm. I probally lol'd for 5 minutes.
You should try and use a tuna jar...
Eww...That's why you should either masturbate with a clean plan, or get a girl to do it for you.
Why do such things when you can do other...things.Hurr hurr.
Nope. It wasnt. It was lighter or darker then milk. And do you want me too tell you what else I found? A box of Trojan's.
What, like play Blockland? Who the hell does that?