Swiss army knife

[Niliscro]

I think I have the classic 8-tool, which serves me fine.  The new ones with LED lights and stuff are a bit excessive.

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[Ronin]

I used to own a Tinkerman, haven't used it in ages. I closed it on my hand once and there's nothing like the sight of seeing blood spurting out of your hand to freak you out.

Mostly I use small assisted blades to sharpen pencils/charcoal, such as the Kershaw Chive



Cuts incredibly clean, easily sharpened blade, and relatively cheap ($50/60 roughly)

[Niliscro]

Assisted opening blades are great, but some of them get jammed too easily if they become dirty.

[Solid]

All you really need to cut someone is paper.

Damn paper cuts hurt. :(

[Chriz]

forget you and your god damn stereotypes.

[Ronin]

forget you and your god damn stereotypes.

That image has been on the internet forever, calm down.

[Chriz]

That image has been on the internet forever, calm down.

I know it has been. Obviously, him posting it means he agrees to the stereotype, and the stereotype pisses me off.

I wasn't calm when I got here, so not just that one image pissed me off so much.

[Niliscro]

I wasn't calm when I got here

This is like drinking and driving.  Do not post when you're pissed off at something else.

[Ronin]

I know it has been. Obviously, him posting it means he agrees to the stereotype, and the stereotype pisses me off.

I wasn't calm when I got here, so not just that one image pissed me off so much.

Really if that gets to you, then wow.

[Solid]

Lol'd at the paint brush.

[Zaran]

Yes really.

If you actually click on it, it provides you with facts.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I have one with a carrot on it.