The news

[Tonce]

now its time to end it by launcing noobs into a place were they can't surrive ...outter space
in 3,2,1 lift off
NOOB:dies of lack of oxygen
ME:HaHA

That's not funny AT ALL.

[Ad Bot]

[manofthefuture]

comercal:do you bla,bla,bla
and does your friend bla,bla,bla
then bla,bla,bla,bla,bla,bla
 so buy bla,bla,bla spray

[manofthefuture]

that comceral made no sence! l=l
why do we even  brodacast nonsence like that!?

[LegendZ]

Sorry, Man.
It seems your in no luck today as Tom ,Bill ,Jerry ,Jim ,Ollie and I are the ones blasting you to space.

As for now...
BREAKING NEWS:
The crazy handicap trying to do our jobs(and apparently failed) is currently being launched right now at the nearest space station.
As he flies up, it seems the stock market has made a quick recovery!

Coming back after a commercial that actually makes sense and is not a propaganda made by manofthefuture against our news broadcast

[manofthefuture]

another comercal lets hope its  better than the last one

[manofthefuture]

OMG the head news is on!

[manofthefuture]

THIS news forum has bee canceled forever!

[Wizard]

Hey, it's Wizzeh here with the slapchop. Stop having a boring day, stop having a boring live. btw you're gonna love my nuts.

[Tom Gunn]

And welcome back to blockland news, i'm Tom Gunn partime host and I am bringing you the best news available. *flashes fake smile*

[chozen1]

Hi,Im chozen1 and the GOOD news will be brought to you this time.