Because he owns an ink/computer etc. store.
No, he has it on a computer we brung home.
For future reference, if you have a large amount of information to display and are concerned about readers getting confused, consider using a bulleted list or table instead. Color almost never makes things clearer or easier to read.
You're obviously black, you stole it.
I colored each program to make sure you don't get confused.
I have paint.NET (Free), Twisted brush (Pay), Photoshop CS3 and CS4 (Pay), Crazy Talk, which allows you to edit photos to make them have talking (You can edit the voice [Pay]), Passport Photo Studio, which my dad had at his old business (I don't know if he paid or it was free), Photo to Cartoon (Free), Portrait Professional Max 6 (Featured in Shutterbug, a photo magazine [Pay]), Magic Photo Editor (PROBABLY Free, I don't know), ArcSoft Panorama Maker 5 (I don't know if paid or free), ArcSoft PhotoStudio 6 (Don't know if free or paid for), Batch Photo (Don't know if free or paid for), Adobe InDesign CS4Adobe Bridge CS4GIMP (Free)
I have paint.NET (Free), Twisted brush (Pay), Photoshop CS3 and CS4 (Pay), Crazy Talk, which allows you to edit photos to make them have talking (You can edit the voice [Pay]), Passport Photo Studio, which my dad had at his old business (I don't know if he paid or it was free), Photo to Cartoon (Free), Portrait Professional Max 6 (Featured in Shutterbug, a photo magazine [Pay]), Magic Photo Editor (PROBABLY Free, I don't know), ArcSoft Panorama Maker 5 (I don't know if paid or free), ArcSoft PhotoStudio 6 (Don't know if free or paid for), Batch Photo (Don't know if free or paid for), Adobe InDesign CS4 Adobe Bridge CS4 GIMP (Free)