Wtf?

[JakDaStripR]

I've lived in China for 4 years.

Are you communist?

[Ad Bot]

[nitt]

My life has never had anything weird in it. :/

[IsaacKronenFaust]

So... do you shoot it, or snort it?

[Tom Gunn]

Fatty Acids

[A.R.C.]

I've lived in China for 4 years.

Nothing unusual for me.

Were you in a freak show? :O

[Tom Gunn]

No, my parents happen to be missionaries.

They drag me along with them sometimes. :(

[JakDaStripR]

ARE YOU COMMUNIST!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! !?!?

[Tom Gunn]

No, capitalist.

Alright everyone, work harder!

[A.R.C.]

No, my parents happen to be missionaries.

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Oh god, Albino and forgeted up parents
Dude, I think I actually feel pity :(

[Tom Gunn]

They are actually nice people.

[Aurion]

...Who moved them into my house?

Apologies. I've been working on a mass teleport relocation device. I decided to test it out by locking into the coordinates of something small, I guess it was your candy that I accidentally teleported into your house.

[Tom Gunn]

They were actually large mouse droppings.

[Healbadbad]

They were actually large mouse droppings.

then who wrapped them? :o

[Tom Gunn]

Santa mouse

[*Magick* Mage]

Santa mouse

Don't be ridiculous. Mice don't exist.