Example Tweets:
3:24pm
I just left San Diego, CA. Goin' to visit Death Valley. Holiday Inn, Main Street, Room 503, the door has no lock. I'll be goin' to see the sailing rocks tomorrow, at 8:20 pm. DON'T FOLLOW ME THOUGH!!!
8:21pm
At the Sailing Rocks of Death Valley, GPS location listed in past tweets. I am wearing a grey hat, jeans, and a white t-shirt with the Earth on it. Age 67, obese. So, don't come looking for me or anything.