Author Topic: Omegle chat with a stoner.  (Read 1006 times)

Well i saw this dude on omegle looked stoned so i stayed and talked to him turns out he was, he wipped out a peice so i played along and acted like a stupid stoner aswell. It was pretty entertaining.
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8020 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo.
You: he
You: dude
You: before you did that i was gunna say are you stoned?  (i saw him pull out a small bong and light it.)
You: lol
Stranger: lolololol
Stranger: i'm hella stoned
You: nice
You: aww
You: dude
You: im out
You: lucky
You: quit it
You: lol
Stranger: got some purp on it
You: lol
Stranger: i love this stuff
You: yeah me to but and can't get any i am broke
Stranger: thats why you hustle brother
You: forgetin stuff bro i try but it never works
Stranger: i buy ounces for 65 and sell 8ths for 20
You: forgetin nice man i barely get enough for a two days for 65
You: littleong enough to sell
Stranger: where you from?
You: north dakota hbu?
Stranger: illinois
You: nice
Stranger: indeed, good sir.
You: lol
You: stuff be kickin already
Stranger: love the indica strains brah
Stranger: feels so good
You: lol yeah i have never had that particularkinda
You: i keep gettin this same stuff over adn over ferom the same guy
Stranger: i hate smoking the same strain for more than a week
You: cause nobody else has any
You: i have to
You: i got no choice
You: lol
You: and man i need to find a peice
Stranger: go buy one
You: from where
You: lol
Stranger: a headshop
You: and with what
You: man
Stranger: money
You: kk
You: ill try and get some
Stranger: you better
Stranger: smoke for america.
You: i live in a stuffty little town so i cant get a job for cash so it is kinda hard, and i will smoke for america
You: lol
Stranger: cant wait til for 4/20
Stranger: me and my friend kush are ganna go balls deep
Stranger: lol
Stranger: my town is only 3.2 sq miles. =\
You: lol
You: i dono how big mine is i dont messure it freqeuntly
You: I'm so loving bored now i want weed so loving bad
Stranger: you just gatta get some dude
You: i know
Stranger: its what you gatta do
You: lol
You: i understand that but it is kinda hard
You: XD
Stranger: i feel you
Stranger: my mind is looping
Stranger: thoughts keep repeating over and over
Stranger: it's frustrating
You: lol, almost same here cause i can't stop thinking about weed now
You: i haven't been forgeted up in like three weeks
Stranger: smoke weed erry day
You: luckky
You: lol
Stranger: oh my loving god
You: what?
Stranger: smells too good
You: XD
You: what now
You: XD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i had completely forgot i lit up a cig
You: XD haha
You: nice
Stranger: lets see your ps skillz bro
You: Bra i'm sorry but ima go see ya never i geuss lol
Stranger: alright bahseph
Stranger: lates
You: wait
You: what ps stuff
You: didnt see that
Stranger: photoshop
Stranger: lol
You: ohh
You: lol
You: i suck ass
You: forget that dude
You: i got a tablet today
You: and i cant forgetin work it right
You: lol
You: i tap it and it forgets so much stuff up
You: lol
Stranger: rofl
You: but i gotta go
Stranger: alright bro
You: so later man
Stranger: np
Stranger: later bro

I love how you pretend to know what he's talking about.

I love how you pretend to know what he's talking about.

I had no loving idea so i tried my hardest XD