The Future and Past Collide Episode One:
Red is past
Blue is future
Blue: Hi, I'm from the future
Red: Greetings gentlemen, I am from thy past.
Blue: Pfft, the future is better than the past.
Red: Don't be such a dip! Xbox 360 are crummy.
Blue: Your stuffty slang fails to amuse me, everyone knows innovation is be-
*STATIC*
Red: Whats thy hooey!
*STATIC*
Blue: Its called static, dumba-
*STATIC*
Red: Wh-
*STATIC*
*Rumbling noise in background*
Purple: ???
Purple: Thy what the forget is thy mush.