The First-Person Observer

[zackin5]

From the creator of hit Garry's Mod comic "Concerned" and lesser known "Living in Oblivion" and "1Fort" comes a new news story site.

http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/

Desperate, Marooned Astronaut Tries To Use Every Item With Every Other Item
Posted on 15 April 2010. Tags: Adventure Games, The Dig

Planet Cocytus — Trapped on a mysterious planet and stumped for ideas, NASA Pilot and survival expert Commander Boston Low, trying to transport himself and his crew back to earth, has resorted to trying to use every item he’s found with every other item he’s found. Read More

HEALTH PACK REFORM DIVIDES NATION
Posted on 10 April 2010. Tags: General Gaming, Shooters

Washington, D.C. — The administration’s ambitious plan for health pack reform continues to stir up controversy and has divided the nation seemingly down the middle. The proposal includes provisions to provide free health packs not just to lone heroes on world-saving missions, but also to average citizens such as taxi drivers, bartenders, merchants, prostitutes, farmers, security guards, helicopter pilots, priests, and even scientists who stand around forever fiddling with some vague bit of technical equipment without ever actually fixing or activating it. Read More

HOSTAGES RESCUED BY COURAGEOUS tribal
Posted on 08 April 2010. Tags: Counter-Strike

Montescaglioso, Italy — After a daring daylight raid on a small town in the Matera Province of Italy, four employees of DSB Computer Solutions expressed joy and relief for having been freed from the clutches of their terrorist captors, as well as admitting a great deal of discomfort about the nature of one of their rescuers, an outspoken tribal. Read More

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[TheChaosCarrier]

I lol'd at the second quote.

[Ector]

This is such a legit site.

[Tom Gunn]

ELITE SOLDIER ACCIDENTALLY FIRES ROCKET, INJURES SELF

Dushanbe, Tajikistan — A highly trained U.S. military commando reported injuring himself this morning while on a dangerous covert mission that has become a race against time itself. The incident occurred when the commando inadvertently fired a missile that exploded in his vicinity, badly wounding him.
“It was an accident,” the commando explained.  “I thought I was holding my binoculars but it turned out I was holding my missile launcher.”

[zackin5]

Bump because this just can't be missed.

I also see why people don't put effort into topics here.

[Parallel]

I lol'd at the second quote.