Blonde Jokes

[Osak]

Don't take this personally:

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night."

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[A.R.C.]

quote stuff right after it was posted for no reason

[Massacre]

Don't take this personally:
Thats funny i literally fell back in my chair laughing so hard!

[Massacre]

Any more jokes?

[chozen1]

ok so,

there is a blonde,a brunette,and an asian
they got arrested,they got out and now they are running from the cops
they jump in three crates
the cop taps on the first one,which says "DOGS"
the asian says "woof"
the cop taps on the second one,which says "CATS"
the brunettes says "meow"
the cop taps on the third one,which says "POTATOES"
and the blonde says "PO-TA-TOE"

[Packer]

The Blonde gets raped, omg so funny.

[Triple Nickels]

OP is trying to regain his reputation on forums after his last topic backfired.

He has seven posts... is this an alt or something? All his posts are in different topics.

Nevermind. Figured it out.


Mm blonde jokes. Lets see if I can remember one...

A blond, a brunette, and a red haired girl are being held hostage one day, with the police outside with guns trained on them.
To escape, the red haired girl yells "EARTHQUAKE!" and runs away.
Following the example, the Brunette yells "METEOR!" and runs away.
Attempting to follow the example, the blonde yells "FIRE!!!" and gets blown to bits.


Hilarious.

[Ethan]

What do you call a dead blond in a cupboard?

Last years hide and seek winner.


2 blonds were on a holiday. They decided to go to Disneyland. On the way, they saw a sign saying 'Disneyland left' so they went home.

[SeventhSandwich]

Monster by skillet.

[LegendZ]

U allen moeten sterven snel! Wij komen nu aan verkrachting u loopt lopen lopen lopen!

Jij kan niet vlaamse spreken.
No I did not use Google Translator :3
I've been to belgium for quite some time.
Oh and what he said is, "You must all starve fast. We come now - stuff here that I can't translate -!"

[Sk8rGameFreak]

You should all die soon! We now come to rape you walk walk walk walk!

English version. Yes I used google translator.

[Block Buster]

Monster by skillet.