Author Topic: how to tell if you have a noob if you dont already know ( the basic noob)  (Read 5070 times)

* If the person can't loving tell the difference between a period and a comma
* He talks in all lowercase
* He spells server "sever" and weapons "wepons"
* He thinks there is a universal definition of "noob" we must follow
don't be hatin' on the lowercase, sometimes it's just easier to talk like this when being informal. I do, anyway.

except for "I"'s.

don't be hatin' on the lowercase, sometimes it's just easier to talk like this when being informal. I do, anyway.

except for "I"'s.
Right on brotha.

D: This is... wow, just sad.
What if you like red? :D
Also sense you had to post this...
If i find you doing any of this on your list...
Your a self-explanatory noob :D

if you think you have a noob on your sever. here is how to tell if you have a noob,

* his bricks are red and never paints them laziness
* he never talks on the chat maybe the person is not a social person
* he talks in capitals
* he spawns random wepons and shoot-hits you with them hm.....
* he builds in front of you door in your build maybe
* they always seem to escape your jail no,just no
* when they build they always use 1x1x5's Detail ,detail
* they make huge buildings out of 1x1x5's It sounds like spam
 
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Define: Noob
Noob is a slang term for a newcomer to an Internet activity, for example online gaming.

I think the word you're looking for is...erm...annoying <insert offensive word of choosing here>.

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* his bricks are red and never paints them - Lava is red - lava is now noobish?
* he never talks on the chat - This is an international game, people don't all speak english
* he talks in capitals - Ok...I agree with that one...although once my caps key got stuck
* he spawns random wepons and shoot-hits you with them - This is fortwars
* he builds in front of you door in your build - Is annoying. But try it yourself, it's quite rewarding (ie. BAN).
* they always seem to escape your jail - You think people like jail? You have classed everyone who plays jail RPs or is captured on a server as a noob...
* when they build they always use 1x1x5's - Better than 1x1x1s isn't it
* they make huge buildings out of 1x1x5's - Same as above