1. when people use ellipses like "............................." it's ..., that's it, having more periods added to it doesn't make it a longer pause.
2. when a factory worker (especially if they're making food) calls what their company makes a "high-quality product"
3. people with really short nails
4. when people type with more letters than necessary "liikeee thiiiiisssss" it doesn't even save time like using less characters than the word has!
5. when people call internet scams "hacking"
6. guys 14-17 not shaving that tiny amount of mustache that they have (I'm 15 and I shave mine)
7. women putting mascara on
8. people that pick one nationality that their ancestors were and assume that they are ONLY that nationality (IE: I'm half German so I completely forget about the other nationalities in my background)
8. CAPS LOCK