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Then open and save as a .bat file
Is this illegal?
Color spammer, does nothing else.
Go into notepad, copy this then save it as a .bat
@echo off
color 1
title Kill Someone
set /p victim=enter the victims name:
:start
cls
set /p killer=enter the murderers name:
:kill
echo The victim is, %victim%.
echo The murderer is, %killer%.
echo enter 1 to kill, 2 to save, or 3 to exit
set /p choice=enter your choice number:
if %choice%==1 goto kill
if %choice%==2 goto save
if %choice%==3 exit
:kill
cls
echo %victim% is slaughtered helplessly by %killer%.
:save
cls
echo A random person swoops in to save %victim%!
Asks you for some names and does nothing else, really. Completely harmless, 100% assured.