i know........

[Meekl]

night vision amplifies light around you 500x
so walking into time-square with night vision in daytime would blind you permanently

Nope.
Night vision has a small screen, which as most of us know can only go so bright.

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[Madmitten]

Nope.
Night vision has a small screen, which as most of us know can only go so bright.

it'd still hurt your eyes pretty badly

[DJ Shadowclaw]

I was just reminded of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" on Uncyclopedia.

[Meekl]

it'd still hurt your eyes pretty badly

The screen would be white.

[Makingblah]

When you put your feet in water, they get wet.

It is because of the jews that we wash our hands after we stuff.

[DJ Shadowclaw]

When you put pearls in vinegar, they dissolve.

[Harm94]

Ants don't like to run over chalk.

[DJ Shadowclaw]

Spiders won't eat ants because ants taste icky and can bite. It's like those commercials for heartburn medication, with the food fighting back.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

The Earth's rotation time is really 23.56 hours not 24, but in a few thousand years it will be 24 due to Earth's rotation slowing down.

At Earth's early stages of existence, it rotated so fast that there were only 2 hours of sunlight and 2 hours of darkness

/!\WARNING, 8th GRAD ASTRONOMY EDUCATION REQUIRED TO UNDERSTAND STATEMENT/!\

Like a top, as the Earth's rotation slows down, it begins to wobble from side to side (we have already seen this happen massively with Venus which has wobbled its position to 170° -aka nearly 180 which would be upside down-) and it makes a full wobble every 27,000 years at this point, so in 13,000 years the North Star will not point north because the axis of Earth has already shifted away from it and it may have to be temporally renamed to the South Star.

[mrlolop]

Nope, math may not exist. You need to think philosophically.
To start, think of what would happen if you went into the past after becoming (randomly) a cannibal, and ate your past self.

You're not thinking philosophically either. Existance is being classified as living, and we are living. Existance as you define it is not on the same level of thinking.

[DJ Shadowclaw]

let's not go too much into depth on the philosophical perspective. I was trying to simplify the phrasing, which seems to have altered its meaning. We should stay on topic more.

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Nonono, Half-life was made in 1998 and takes place in 2009, Half-life 2 takes place in 2029

Wrong it was in 2000 and then 2020
not any of that 2029 bull stuff silly goose

[Madmitten]

Wrong it was in 2000 and then 2020
not any of that 2029 bull stuff silly goose

in family matters, 2009 = flying cars
that has come true in japan

[Narkro555]

I know that 1+1=2
Also 2+2=4
Me am smort!

I think you're doing some damage two plus two bzzt bzzt bzzt is ten

[JAW959]

that an ellipsis is made up of 3 periods, not how ever many you made it in the title topic