Maybe if you guys would stop insulting him, he would.
James, try pressing "Query Lan," it's right next to "Query Internet." Yours should be the only server to show up, unless your brother or sister is also hosting. If there aren't any servers up, then I don't know what to say. Sorry.
Oh, haha. Well, when you get home, try it again.
Local Access Network will find servers on your computer and on those on the same network. You go to your dedicated server with Query LAN. It does not matter that you are on a laptop. Why are you trying to host from McDonald's?
Late lunch+ free wi-fi.and the fact that I'm going to my grandparents.
Oh. Well, I would recommend you not try to host until you're at a home network.
That's still LAN "dumbass". Learn what LAN is. When you join your game, instead of pressing Query Internet, press Query LAN.