One time Link75635 came into my server, and I was like "BITCH GET ON YOUR KNEES!" and he said "yes master" and then I told him to get naked and he did and then I made him lay down and my minifig raped his minifig, and then I banned him with the reason "SMALL snake." He later IRCed me begging for forgiveness and telling me I am the best player on Blockland and without my server his life is meaningless. It may sound unbelievable but I assure you it happened and if your mom was dead in front of you on the floor would you ask her for pics or you wouldn't believe?
