Oh god, I was laughing so hard at KuriousGeorge's Above deathmatch.
I was totally dominating everyone, and I'd won like 4 rounds in a row.
Then, in an attempt to stop me or something, he was teleporting above these tunnels, trying to ambush me.
He managed to do this a few times, then I said "stop loving cheating." He said "I'm fixing a glitch."
<He kills some more people>
I'm like "Yeah, right. You're just too bad to even fight on your own server."
then he said "Why do you think I'm only teleporting to the tunnels?"
"Because you can jump on people from on top?"
Silence.
"What is the glitch you're trying to fix, anyway?"
More silence.
About 10 minutes later: "Oh sorry my cousin was playing for the past 2 hours"