The 23 hardest questions you'll ever have to answer!

[skelolego229]

3. Having Riddler's skull would be sweet.

you get money for making the jewish passerby cry, sweet

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[Nikki]

1. Yeah, Bunnies are cool.

2. I don't know, but I could never hurt the pony. :c

3. Turtle. I've always wanted one :D

4. Sure, I really could give no stuff about football. As long as the gorilla was friendly.

5. Music is one of the things I enjoy about life. Listening to bullstuff would be horrible. Of course, I'd never want anyone to be hurt. I guess I'd have to stick up for myself...

6. Yeah, I don't dream innaporiate. I just dream weird stuff.

7. Loch Ness Monster. :D

8. No, I killed my soul mate in 5. I'm not going to lose another one.

9. Well, it'd be neutral. I could careless if I became homoloveual. But what about 9 soulmate?

10. The book sounds more artistic.

11. I can Wikipedia the plot later. Moms are important. :3

12. I'd give him a 20. That'd be it. :I

13. I don't have lovers, so I'd be just talking to myself. How strange. :c

14. They might fine our deseptions of humans and dogs a bit hilarious.

15. I'd write a simple book for me to comprehend so I know how cool I once was. That, and I'd have as much logical fun as I could.

16. I can watch it, maybe the gorilla got transfered onto their team.

17. The one with no past. He could be an alien. :o

18. 10 moon minutes. :D

19. I would tell my BFF that there was a fly on his chest and I wanted to ninja-kick it. :I

20. I would like the big budget one. At least the events are more acurate.

21. I haven't lost my virginity let. ._.

22. The second one. It would be bad that people would think that. But it would work much better if I did steal them. I probably wouldn't have love with a co-worker.

23. Don't know him, I'd miss my old dad though.

[Oasis]

1. No, Albert Einstein created our understanding of the physics of celestial bodies, and his work helped create the nuclear bomb.

2. Why exert the energy to kill a horse and get nothing in return?

3. Riddler's skull, it would be an interesting conversational piece, I would gain from having it, and I don't have to feed it.

4. No, because football is a pointless burden to society. Why would I expose another specie to it?

5. No, why would I suffer for the gain of another person?

6. No, my dreams are private and I should have the right to preserve them.

7. Loch Ness Monster. Who wouldn't care about a non-extinct plesiosaur?

8. No. I may like this "Dark Crystal".

9. Neither.

10. N/A

11. Finish the movie.

12. None.

13. Nothing.

14. Insulting.

15. Write down everything I want to remember.

16. No.

17. No past.

18. The moon. I would have stories to tell, plus moon rock is expensive.

19. Oops.

20. Both.

21. Haven't yet.

22. Second.

23. No idea.

[Reactor Worker]

The first question doesn't really specify whether the magician understands how his trick works. If we assume the use of the word "magic" implies that he has does not know how his tricks work then he is really no better than a specimen of early man wielding a branch lit by a lightning strike. The question is really asking you to decide what you value more: understanding and comprehension, or mysticism and wonder.

You can simplifying the question down into two parts. 1) Do you value human life over the life of an animal? and 2) Do you value the life of a large group of people over an individual? I personally don't see why an unrelated animal should be killed as an end to self-inflicted human suffering. Now, if this Clydesdale happened to be a despot whom cruelly imprisoned these political prisoners then perhaps such a death could be justified.

I'd pick Riddler's skull. The question never claimed it had to be identified as such so I could lie about whose skull it was. Even if I did reveal what was sitting on the mantelpiece, having it in my home would not signify that I identified with his beliefs. It would be a good conversation piece.

As for Gorillas playing in the NFL, it really depends on what the spirit of the rules are for fair play. The question is comparable to whether performance enhancing drugs should be allowed. Some players have a natural, genetic, advantage so you could argue that a gorilla is merely a naturally gifted player. Some would likely see it as an unfair advantage; imagine a cheetah competing in Olympic sprints.

Do you love music more than you love your potential soul mate? I'd just hire a body guard to stop this chronic collarbone-breaking-crescent-wrench-wielding lunatic.

Lucid dreams in exchange for a loss of privacy? I'd take privacy.

The chance that the President has a medical condition is rather boring and fairly useless to the general public. I'd do a double-creature-feature and have both monster discoveries as part of the front page story. The illness would still be on the front page, just below the fold.

[Thorax]

All of those are easy to answer, and wtf that is like my favorite movie ever. If this is saying Dark Crystal is a bad movie I will have to say mean things over the internet towards you.

And to everyone else: I didn't make this. I simply found this on another forum and transferred it here. I though they were good questions.

Do you love music more than you love your potential soul mate? I'd just hire a body guard to stop this chronic collarbone-breaking-crescent-wrench-wielding lunatic.

The question doesn't specify who or what breaks the collar bones, only that it will happen. She could accidentally break them herself, the wrench could fall on them or hit them causing them to break, or you or the body guard could break them (Whether it's accidental or purposeful).

[tapemaster21]

1. No
2. No
3. Skull
4. No
5. No
6. Yes
7. Loch ness
8. Yes
9. Increase
10. barracuda
11. Exit
12. $21
13. Religion
14. enjoy
15. Talking to my friend kevin
16. No
17. No past
18. Moon
19. Running, and tripped
20. documentary
21. No
22. love
23. Who's John Ritter?