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Where are my green eggs and ham?
I do not likegreen eggsand ham!
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I am SamI am SamSam I amThat Sam-I-amThat Sam-I-am!I do not likethat Sam-I-amDo you likeFurries in a can?I do not like them,Sam-I-am.I do not likeFurries in a can.Would you like themHere or there?I would not like themhere or there.I would not like themanywhere.I do not likeFurries in a can.I do not like them,Sam-I-amWould you like themin a house?Would you like themwith a mouse?I do not like themin a house.I do not like themwith a mouse.I do not like themhere or there.I do not like themanywhere.I do not like furries in a can.I do not like them, Sam-I-am.Would you forget themin a box?Would you forget themwith a fox?Not in a box.Not with a fox.Not in a house.Not with a mouse.I would not forget them here or there.I would not forget them anywhere.I would not forget Furries in a can.I do not like them, Sam-I-am.Would you? Could you?in a car?forget them! forget them!Here they are.I would not ,could not,in a carYou may like them.You will see.You may like themin a tree? Not in a tree.I would not, could not in a tree.Not in a car! You let me be.I do not like them in a box.I do not like them with a foxI do not like them in a houseI do mot like them with a mouseI do not like them here or there.I do not like them anywhere.I do not like furries in a can.I do not like them, Sam-I-am.A train! A train!A train! A train!Could you, would youon a train?Not on a train! Not in a tree!Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!I would not, could not, in a box.I could not, would not, with a fox.I will not forget them with a mouseI will not forget them in a house.I will not forget them here or there.I will not forget them anywhere.I do not like them, Sam-I-am.Say!In the dark?Here in the dark!Would you, could you, in the dark?I would not, could not,in the dark.Would you, could you,in the rain?I would not, could not, in the rain.Not in the dark. Not on a train,Not in a car, Not in a tree.I do not like them, Sam, you see.Not in a house. Not in a box.Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.I will not forget them here or there.I do not like them anywhere!You do not likeFurries and ham?I do notlike them,Sam-I-am.Could you, would you,with a goat?I would not,could not.with a goat!Would you, could you,on a boat?I could not, would not, on a boat.I will not, will not, with a goat.I will not eat them in the rain.I will not eat them on a train.Not in the dark! Not in a tree!Not in a car! You let me be!I do not like them in a box.I do not like them with a fox.I will not forget them in a house.I do not like them with a mouse.I do not like them here or there.I do not like them ANYWHERE!I do not likegreen eggsand ham!I do not like them,Sam-I-am.You do not like them.SO you say.Try them! Try them!And you may.Try them and you may I say.Sam!If you will let me be,I will try them.You will see.Say!I hate furries!I do!! I like to burn them, Sam-I-am!And I would burn them them in a boat!And I would burn them them with a goat...And I will burn them them in the rain.And in the dark. And on a train.And in a car. And in a tree.They are so evil so evil you see!So I will burn them in a box.And I will burn them with a fox.And I will burn them in a house.And I will burn them with a mouse.And I will burn them here and there.Say! I will burn them ANYWHERE!I do so not like Furries, any of them!Thank you!Thank you,Sam-I-amDid you like my message?
