Author Topic: Oreos up the ass  (Read 10960 times)


At least the kid can brag about how he lost his virginity to a cookie.

and yes this topic needs to be alive forever

hi mom! I got raped in the ass by a cookie today!

At least the kid can brag about how he lost his virginity to a cookie.

and yes this topic needs to be alive forever

I lost my virginity, to my hand.

inb4cactusplant&giantcucumbers

You're the only one dragging furries and past into this. It was a joke, Get the forget out.
Take a loving chill pill and put your fathers rooster back in your mouth for your allowance, and when your done check to see if your still legaly handicapped

I was arrested for wasting oreos once. The judge had to times my sentence by two because I used double stuffed oreos.  :cookieMonster: