Cake.

[Squiggles]

Mmmm, I'm eating devil chocolate cake. It's so rich and filled with bliss.

*picks up fork*

*Crowd cheers*

Good lord.

Discuss cake.

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[Jubel]

Cake is for hookers and fat people.

Pie, on the other hand...

[Zephyrs]

I had some really good chocolate cake when I got home from school. I'm sad now, I ate the last piece and I want more. ):

[lolzorz mcgee]

Cake is for hookers and fat people.

Pie, on the other hand...

Hell naw.

Cake is for awesome people.  Pie is for normal people.

Pi, on the other hand... Hue

[Squiggles]

Cake is for hookers and fat people.

Pie, on the other hand...

Problem officer??

[Jenxas]

My house is stuffed with an assortment of desserts in case of an upcoming apocalypse.
That, and a stuffload of beans.

[Squiggles]

That, and a stuffload of beans.

How old are you when you eat a barrel of beans?