So I had just come back from walking my dog and seeing "Scott Pilgrim Versus The World" for the third time, so I sat down to my computer and turned on some music, I noticed a moth on the window and blew on it. Much to my dismay it was the infamous "Moth Menace" The most powerful moth ever to be Born (hatched?)
I felt as though I could speak to it telepathically, him said "You should not have messed with me Gareth Lloyd. This is not (Italicize that) your lucky day!" I told him I was ready for anything and he leaped towards me, I grabbed my mom's copy of Twilight and starting swinging it at him, but alas, I did not hit the menace. He landed on my face and as I was swinging to hit it The Moth Menace flew away. I hit myself. I leaped up from my chair angrily and gave him a hard entrepreneur slap, followed by a falling fist of fury, The Menace is now a stain on my carpet to help me remember in my old age about my fight against The Infamous Moth Menace.
