Author Topic: Chats with KevJohn  (Read 1092 times)


We have an amazing chat every day, heres today's



Never tell your password to anyone.
KevJohn: eeeeeeeee
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: im pissed
KevJohn: wai
KevJohn: WAIII
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: computer shutoff
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: in the middle
KevJohn: D:
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: of downlaoding'
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: loving
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: WoW
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: >:C
KevJohn: research
KevJohn: OHHHHHHH
KevJohn: how big is the dl for WoW?
KevJohn: 9gb?
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: like 20
KevJohn: lololol
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: /breaklaptop
KevJohn: 20gb
KevJohn: why the forget do games like that are like WoW
KevJohn: have that big of a dl
KevJohn: research has a smaller dl
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: cause its big
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: like my richard
KevJohn: 3 inches
KevJohn: ???
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: 7
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: -1
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: =100
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: +100
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: -99
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: +1
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: -2
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: =6
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: :V
KevJohn: wat
KevJohn: thats like
KevJohn: 98?
KevJohn: 98=6
KevJohn: hwo
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: lol
KevJohn: goddamn
KevJohn: this is gay
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: OH forget
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: forget
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: forget
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: forget
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: forget
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: forget
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: D:
KevJohn: what
KevJohn: WoW?
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: I told some chick what i told kim
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: She told
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: her
KevJohn: LOLOLOLOL
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: bf
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: loving stuff
KevJohn: alright man
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: brb going to gun store
KevJohn: make up excuses
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: you told me to
KevJohn: to what
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: tell her that
KevJohn: tell her what
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: what i told kim :3
KevJohn: so...
KevJohn: is her bf like
KevJohn: a prick?
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: 2x bigger than me and aggresive
KevJohn: so he's a major prick?
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: yes
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: he will rape me
KevJohn: not if
KevJohn: you cover your ass
KevJohn: with duct tape
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: omg yes
KevJohn: and tell him to get a condom first
KevJohn: if he wants to love you
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: He going to press his fistr against my face really hard and a high velocity
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: in other words
KevJohn: you have to:
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: im ded
KevJohn: MOVE TO A NEW TOWN
KevJohn: cmere
KevJohn: bro
KevJohn: we gon get drunk
KevJohn: with applejuce
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: hes actully not that big
KevJohn: gibe fb
KevJohn: so then i can like
KevJohn: post it on /b/
KevJohn: NO WIAT
KevJohn: POST HIS FB
KevJohn: ON /B/
KevJohn: LOCKLAND FORUM
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=138069316241093&id=100001140758183&po=1&notif_t=feed_comment#!/profile.php?id=100001280196965&v=info
KevJohn: holy stuff
KevJohn: he's an atv
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: lol
KevJohn: how the forget are you going to kick his ass?
KevJohn: HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN ASS
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs054.snc4/35084_111895508863122_100001280196965_83808_759575_n.jpg
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: this
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: is
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: him

KevJohn: holy stuff
KevJohn: THAT LOOKS LIKE
KevJohn: ONE loving
KevJohn: GIANT
KevJohn: ASS
KevJohn: MOTHERloving
KevJohn: PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ICK
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: lol
KevJohn: THAT IS THE FACE OF PRICKNESS
KevJohn: HOLY stuff MAN YOU'RE DEAD
KevJohn: MAJOR ASS PRICKS ARE PRICKY FIGHTERS
KevJohn: WHICH MEANS THEY loving HIT HARD
KevJohn: plus
KevJohn: how the forget do you get pictures
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: hax
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: i get thgeir properties
KevJohn is now Offline.
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KevJohn is now Online.
KevJohn: did it chrashded
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: yas
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: but
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: Hes going to kill me
KevJohn: so?
KevJohn: oh yeah
KevJohn: MAJOR loving PRICkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubKK
KevJohn: 1. a giant snake
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: got that
KevJohn: i dont think you have that
KevJohn: i know where to get some
KevJohn: bl forums
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: ok next
KevJohn: those guys are major richards
KevJohn: for serious
KevJohn: bring a butterknife
KevJohn: take it out
KevJohn: point it at him
KevJohn: he comes at you
KevJohn: drop it
KevJohn: get a real fighting knife
KevJohn: anything from australia
KevJohn: and then
KevJohn: ???
KevJohn: PROFIT
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: genius
KevJohn: dont bring a fist to a knive fight
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: how bouy
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: knife to a fist fight
KevJohn: then you'd win
KevJohn: hurr
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: tank to an airplane fight
KevJohn: ill tell you not what to do
KevJohn: DONT:
KevJohn: learn any asian combat
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: why
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: :c
KevJohn: by the time you learn how to punch
KevJohn: he has kicked your ass
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: idea
KevJohn: FOUR WEEKS
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: Ill de-tach my ass
KevJohn: JUST TO GET A YELLOW BELT
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: ill detach my ass and hide it
KevJohn: lollolol
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: then he cant kick it
KevJohn: then he'll kick your snake
KevJohn: so
KevJohn: you just dieded
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: ill detach it too
KevJohn: but for srs
KevJohn: lol
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: ill kick it first
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: ill kcik myself in the snake
KevJohn: dont do it when you have a boner
KevJohn: it probably will hurt more
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: ill do it when i have a mega boner
KevJohn: DUDE
KevJohn: THAT'SJUST IT
KevJohn: LOW BLOWS
KevJohn: THATS WHAT YOUD O
KevJohn: IF HE ACTUALLY IS THAT MUCH OF A PRICK
KevJohn: TO WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: he has a big boner?
KevJohn: its probably 3 inches
KevJohn: but if you kick
KevJohn: VERY
KevJohn: hard
KevJohn: it'll actually hurt his mangina
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: yessss
KevJohn: you need steel toed boots
KevJohn: and country music
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: my dad has some :o
KevJohn:OUNTRY MUSIC KILLS PRICKS
Sandvich ~ lovey Beast: my mom has some of that
KevJohn: your parents saved your life


if I wanted to talk to a kevjohn I'd just steam chat him

>:C

but yeah lol

you were dling wow

this totally needed a topic


Kevin.
You're stupid.
kthxbai


Sandvich is cool, though.



that's not how you spell "no it didn't"
KevJohn never was good in spelling :(