Someone should make the LAG CANON. It will while(){} between 1e5 and 1e7 times each time it is fired, doing nothing in the loop, and sometimes it will just while(1);. You can fire it every 0.2 seconds. If it also occasionally did a crash(); or admined everyone on the server, it would be an excellent parody of the old crap-ons that everyone constantly demands: Buggy, exploitful, and likely to crash or freeze your game.
That's stupid!
It should be called 'Lag Can
non' with 2 n's because that's how we roll.
