This is a triumph of a screen-shot. Never before since Nicéphore Niépce took the first photograph have we seen such beauty and form as we all see here today. Now in the history books of photographs everything except this image will simply be a footnote. I can go no further in my life knowing that the pinnacle of art has been achieved. I shall now stand in the middle of a road in an ill-attempt to recreate the magnum opus I see before me. I shall die a happy man.
