OGM GUISE I HAVE <Insert loving stupid add-on that only "noobs" find popular here> IM SOO COOL
In proper noobish language, cool is spelled "cul" and exclamation marks and the number "1" must be used in a 3:1 ratio at the end of any caps spam. Also, please fix your grammar mistakes such as changing have to has.
This would be:"OGM GUISE I HAS <this part was correct> IM SOO CUL!1!!!!1!11!!!!!!"