how get popeye internet

[otto-san]

i need to give my internet some spinach to make it stronger and how do i do this please tell me

Other version:

How to speed internet up? 

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[Mr.Interceptor]

Inject your modem with lots of caffeine.

[GenaralSkar]

Get better internet.

[JamestheLeet]

Download more RAM

[kevin 51l]

Asking how to make your internet faster is like asking how to make your stuffty computer faster.







You have to hit it with a crowbar.

[JAW959]

Spin your ethernet cable over your head to get the extra 1s and 0s out (bear in mind that 0s are larger so they take longer to get out)

[otto-san]

Asking how to make your internet faster is like asking how to make your stuffty computer faster.







You have to hit it with a crowbar.

64-bit Windows Vista Dell XPS Computer with ~6GB RAM and high-speed cable internet connected by ethernet cables through a Belkin Play router.

What.

[shafin25]

64-bit Windows Vista Dell XPS Computer with ~6GB RAM and high-speed cable internet connected by ethernet cables through a Belkin Play router.

What.

Change to a high-speed cable 

[kevin 51l]

64-bit Windows Vista Dell XPS Computer with ~6GB RAM and high-speed cable internet connected by ethernet cables through a Belkin Play router.

What.

Was comparing it to something, not saying you have a stuffty computer.

Now hit that router with a crowbar.

[otto-san]

Was comparing it to something, not saying you have a stuffty computer.

Now hit that router with a crowbar.

trying that
EDIT: didnt work

[Talent74]

Hook up multiple modems and supercharge them like Arby 'n' the Chief.

[Antallion]

hit the big 'speed up the internet' button

[shafin25]

Ask Popeye.
He might have some spinach cables

[TheChaosCarrier]

Hook up multiple modems and supercharge them like Arby 'n' the Chief.

and then get a stuffton of floppy disks so you can download that 1TB of research you've had your eye on for so long.