Instead of "Hell yes!" its "Health Yes!" as in saying this store is healthy.
You don't explain why a joke is funny, that ruins it. That's like yelling the word "snake" and saying "it's funny because it involves love."
There was this place down the road called Famima!! It was like a 7-11 but they also sold Japanese food. THE DAY IT SHUT DOWN MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS MOURNED.