Author Topic: World's creepiest candidate for school board (Read 2772 times)

Muffin · March 15, 2011, 12:22:48 AM

My momma pushed so hard a turd flew out and hit the doctor's glasses off

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rockslide26 · March 15, 2011, 06:11:08 PM

He would have had my vote. He's the most interesting man in the world. All movies should star him and be unscripted.

TheScout · March 15, 2011, 06:25:20 PM

This is the best person ever.

DrenDran · March 15, 2011, 06:43:45 PM

Quote from: Stocking on March 14, 2011, 11:39:49 PM

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blaman · March 15, 2011, 06:51:31 PM

i like kites

LaCuckooRacha · March 15, 2011, 06:53:03 PM

'I think you should elect me onto an education board.'

'I stole my granddaughter's ADD medicine.'

'CAUSE THAT'LL CONVINCE 'EM.

Momentum · March 15, 2011, 07:12:12 PM

"IVE GOT richardS IN MY richard"

Trifax · March 15, 2011, 07:31:53 PM

I was kinda thinking this was believable until he started talking about when he was born, and then when he...well, you all saw it. loving creepy guy, but at least he likes ATV's :o

Gambsy · March 15, 2011, 08:33:10 PM

What the...

Littledude · March 15, 2011, 08:39:19 PM

Quote from: Momentum on March 15, 2011, 07:12:12 PM

"IVE GOT richardS IN MY richard"

What does he actually say when he says this?

Niblic · March 15, 2011, 08:44:49 PM

Quote from: Littledude on March 15, 2011, 08:39:19 PM

What does he actually say when he says this?

...the forget?

Littledude · March 15, 2011, 09:09:03 PM

Quote from: Niblic on March 15, 2011, 08:44:49 PM

...the forget?

Well, he's clearly not actually saying that he's got richards in his richards, but I can't make out what he is saying.