Author Topic: Eugh, my stomach hurts really badly. (Read 1835 times)

Jubel · January 06, 2011, 11:23:02 PM

Quote from: Oasis on January 06, 2011, 11:22:24 PM

I usually just let my dog sit on my stomach.

Nothing relieves built up gas like 80 pounds compressing it out.

Then tell him to inhale all the soda he can.

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Isjix · January 06, 2011, 11:40:51 PM

Sit on the toilet for an hour. or make yourself throw up. Atleast the toilet.
Sittin on da toilet, Sittin on da toilet!, SITTIN ON DA TOILEEEET

steve5451 · January 06, 2011, 11:41:35 PM

Quote from: Oasis on January 06, 2011, 11:17:33 PM

Maybe it's built up gas being blocked by constipated stuff.

Lol'd

Cloakedyoshi · January 06, 2011, 11:42:44 PM

Once something like that happened to me. If you have a pain in the core of your stomach + lungs, follow this. Live your life how you would but stay not that active. You probably pulled a muscle in you back, it feels like stomach pain though.

JamestheLeet · January 07, 2011, 12:22:16 AM

Dammit I closed the window on steam.

Anyways it sounds like appendicitis. owait, I said that on steam.

JakDaStripR · January 07, 2011, 12:29:01 AM

Do you ever remember a freakish looking alien spider thing raping your face?