How do I teach a pretty girl how to ride a bike?

[Mardalf]

this

Put her on the bike while touching her ass. If she slaps you, then just push her over.

except

call Me over and let Me teach her...

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[Oasis]

Why is there a bike in the kitchen?

Haha. Oh dear god, didn't even see it coming.

[Caution]

Why is there a bike in the kitchen?

Haha. Oh dear god, didn't even see it coming.

Pretty much what Oasis said. Im not one for these jokes, but that was good lol.

[awsomeness7574]

i am a genius, look at how i get to touch her ass and boobs without being filed for loveual harassment.

[UncleNinja]

Hold down the power button during a critical stage of Windows Update.

Works every time.