Bragging

[Nickelob Ultra]

I'm actually a descendant of jesus.

But nobody recognizes my worth.

Probably because Jesus had none to begin with 

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[Barnabas]

spartan isn't an ethnicity, right?

Spartan isn't. Doric Greeks founded the city-state of Sparta while they enslaved the native Achaean Greeks. There have been other Doric Greek city-states, but I can't really name them.

Also, the SPKL100 seems like a little kid. He'll grow up eventually.

[Kalphiter]

That's pretty much what I was wondering.

"Hurr, I'm Greek. My population practiced a religion that nearly everyone agrees is bullstuff today."

Yes, because your religion is correct!

[Nixon]

This is not sparta..? I am lost.
Spartans have no sense of direction.