My cousin once got grounded for getting a B.
I once got grounded for being too perfect at school.
They sent me to military camp, and I was raised to be a killing machine.
But I went AWOL, forgeted some bitches on my way back home and then I realized that I lived inside of a peanut jar and I was like "FUUUCK man that's too small!"
tell her to stop being an asian parent.
B is for beating, U is imperfect!