It'd be like:
Engineer: Sir!
Captain: What?
Engineer: The Titanic's iceberg just demanded war, sir!
Captain: Then hell, we'll give it war!
*Later*
*Captain is hanging from railing as ship sinks*
Captain: Ah stuff, I knew I shouldn't have declarded war with that thing!
*Engineer falls*
Engineer: Ah!!!
*A plane flies by*
Pilot: See ya!
Captain: Wait! No, you stupid friend! COME BACK!
*A plane falls past*
*Captain looks up and sees all the planes falling at him*
Captain: Oh stuff.