Cleverbot!

[Placid]

If you say "~VIRUS ALERT!~ ~VIRUS ALERT!~", Cleverbot will say "ALeRt(/sx)"

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>>Sir, I have detected an incoming virus.
Cleverbot: Why thank you! You're pretty clever yourself.
>>No wait! It's a trap! We're going to have to attempt to intercept the virus at the source code.
Cleverbot: Ok, maybe you're just high.
don't ask about the source code, first thing that came to mind

[Ad Bot]

[SkullCandy]

User: Hi, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: Not you me.

User: Oh, sorry.

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: No...

Cleverbot: You are a boy.

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: Do you like hear some music?

User: Sure...

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I'M OUT OF HERE.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

[Placid]

erm. another.

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User: Sir, I have detected an incoming virus.
Cleverbot: Why thank you! You're pretty clever yourself.
User: No wait! It's a trap! We're going to have to attempt to intercept the virus at the source code.
Cleverbot: Ok, maybe you're just high.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: See. I am Cleverbot.
User: No you aren't!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Sure...
Cleverbot: Okay, are you Majora?
User: YEAH. TOTALLY.
Cleverbot: Can we be robot lovers?

[ArfNarf]

HE WANTS TO EAT YOU.

[Deadzone]

Haha