Author Topic: Your Funeral  (Read 1862 times)

Someone builds megahuman and turns my body into a human looking robot. With my brain in it of course.

Burned on a boat? Doesnt that seem, I dunno...dangerous?

Burned on a boat? Doesnt that seem, I dunno...dangerous?
Well, you're on a boat.. Surrounded by water.. Dead.. So.. Ofcourse not. :D but there would be burnt wood/whatever is on the boat underwater.

For my funeral, I'd like to sent to space. Particularly to Mars. Then, when they actually land on it and find my body in a few years later, they'd have forgotten all about me and be surprised to see me there. I'd like to be known as the Dead Body on Mars.

I want RIOT to eat me.

I want to be buried in a cemetary with a bunch of cremated cats in jars. Nah, sounds too creepy.... I want to be cremated before I die so I can feel the pain. Then, I get put in an ash jar and someone can eat my ashes.

I want all my slaves to build me a giant pyramid before I die, and when I die, all my organs are taken out and put in canopic jars, and have my slaves put me in a pyramid like they did with my dad, and his dad, and my uncle.

Jettisoned into space from The Halberd's Shadow, my grand flagship, with the entire crew of 480 000 in attendance.



I want me funeral plan to be just like the Oatmeal's.