There was this rumor going around, that I liked my ex-
boyfriendgirlfriend still.
Here is the conversation I had with here:(This was through texting, so I made it readable).
Me: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Ex: Who dis? - (She always has my number, I know she's bullstuffting me here).
Me: It's pretty obvious...
Ex: Sorry I don't know who you is.
Me: Yes you do.
Ex: No honestly I don't I think you got the wrong number.
Me: [name censored] stop yo lyin'.
Ex: =0 how do you know my name? Noah im sorry but got the wrong number.
Yeah, you don't know who I am.
Me: I checked [friends name]'s phone, it's you, [name censored].
Ex: So you want answer?
Me: Yea.
Ex: Well I wana know who this is first.
Me: You already figured it out smart one.
Ex: No I didn't.
Me: Oh my goodness..
Ex: haha XD sorry I do know who this is.
(I misread read [I do know] as [I don't know], which explains why I say this:
Me: Forget it
(This is exactly how she texted the following, it made my brain malfunction).
Ex: I heard frm greg who heard frm everybody else tht ur piss ass was bitchin ova mew. - (Please, someone translate this. If it helps, "greg" loves instigating fights, pretends he's tough, then backs out of fights at the last second.)
Me: Um, vat?
Ex: vew heard mew.
Me: Please speak in a way I can understand, and you don't sound like a handicapped person. - (Yes, I didn't think this one through, I shouldn't have said this).
Ex: How do you know?
Me: What?
Ex: That I'm not a handicap? You don't give two stuffs for me. Just dating me 'cause you feel bad. Yeah, I know everything.
Me: So you figured out my plot, huh? It was all perfect, I was gonna get away with it, too. You just had to dig deeper, and deeper. So let me ask you, who told you? - (I figured she was a lost case, and decided to mess around with her until she went away.)
Ex: No one told me I know every effin thing. By the way I only dated you to see if this guy I liked, liked me and once I found out he did I wanted to break up with you. Looks like we both had reasons. - (Jealous much? She cried in my arms when she heard a rumor I wanted to break up with her. I believe, you, I totally do.)
Me: Of course! I should have expected it! The only outcome, goes hand-in-hand with an amazing plot! Why was I so blind! - (I read these two texts I sent in a detective voice, cause it's cool).
Ex: Any way yea, I don't give a stuff about you mmkay? your cutting into my movie so bu-bye motha forgetkaaa.
Life is a bitch, sometimes, you have to deal with one. ='(
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