Author Topic: Mike's Big lovey New Fridge  (Read 665 times)

So on Wednesday, my mom comes home from work and presents to me a miniature refrigerator. it's about 1/3rd the size of a standard 1 door refrigerator, and 1/8th of this mini fridge has a tiny shelf where the coolness is concentrated, making that part a mini freezer. Can't wait to put ice cream in there. In the mean time, it's current contents are:

A: 11 Bottles of coke

B: 2 Bottles of Arizona tea (8 more in stock for when I drink those two)

C: 6 Extra Large Cinnamon Buns.

This fridge is situated right next to my computer desk for maximum laziness.

Discuss what I should be putting in my fridge.

Hide midget corpses in there.
The police are on to you, you know.


Dammit I told you to hide those corpses!

I would kill for a minifridge.  And some sort of silent microwave.

Put your snake in the freezer part while its erect so you can have a perma-boner as long as its in there. Its just frozen solid.

Arizona Iced Tea on my bookshelf
i'd die


Get back here and talk about my fridge already.

I would kill for a minifridge.  And some sort of silent microwave.

I was going to buy a minifridge to put under my desk, but my mom doesn't like me eating food in my room. :c

I was going to buy a minifridge to put under my desk, but my mom doesn't like me eating food in my room. :c
forget that, I'm 15, I need the food.