I'm doing a fake peter pan story for a project. It has to be really fake but not too fake. Here is what I have so far.
Peter Pan
PETER POT
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Peter Pot. When Peter was born, his parents abandoned him and left him with a pot, a Penney and some pocket lint’s. He thought that the pocket lint’s been a charm and put it in his pot and wore it as a hat. Years passed and Peter never took off his pot hat. It was like glued to his head! Peter used his pot for many things wherever he goes.
One day, Peter ran into an old man with a beard and a hook on his hands. “Who are you mister?” Peter said to the old man. “Hey you boy! I am Mr. Beard-Hook!” the old man replied. “If ye don’t go errway! Ill cut off yer foot and put it in me stew!” Peter was frightened, and took off his pot and smacked Mr.Beard-Hook in the face. “You little rascal popped my wart! ILL GET YOU!” Peter ran as fast as he could, ending up falling into a large deep hole.
Peter woke up several hours later, flashing his eyes, he saw 2 boys dressed in some sort of wool animal cloth. The two boys said in suprise “Who are you?” When peter got up, he saw that there was several more just like the two boys, some were fat, some were tall.
Any ideas?
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